Fair Lady

assalamualaikum~ :)

No. This is not about the Nissan Fairlady. Nor the Korean drama My Fair Lady. But, 'fair lady' as in FAIR lady. Perempuan berkulit cerah. Hewwww...

You see... The ultimate sun has changed my not-so-fair skin into 5 tones darker. LIMA TONA LEBIH GELAP. Which actually made we want to cry my heart out, telling everybody that I'm actually not THIS 'black' during hari raya. Heh.

Aku bukannya putih sangat. But I'm not dark either. Kiranya, macam sawo matang lah. Coklat tanpa susu. Kahkahkah!! :P

Then, last night we girls were talking about how dark our skin is. Dua jejaka si Zam dengan RE tu, saaaaaaangatlah putih, and not easily get affected by the sun. You can do nothing to them maynnnnn.... While kami bertiga si gadis ni pulak, senang sangat pulak nak kena selaran matahari. Aigooo... -.-"

Lepas tu, RE pun cakap,

"Saya nak tanya.. Apasal eh, orang perempuan ni suka sangat nak kulit putih putih? Saya heran betul.. Kalau saya, saya tak suka perempuan kulit putih putih ni.. Saya suka yang ada kaler sikit. Macam... Err.. Haaa... Macam warna ni.. *while pointing to my hand* Warna apa eh ni?"

"Hitam?", Huda answered.

Kojiaqqqqqqqq!!!

Hahahahah!!

It's sawo matang beb. SAWO MATANG. 

You see...

"Sawo matang is the new beautiful okay?!" - Adilakaman the dark-chocolate coloured lady.

Lulz.

Tunggu trainee yang semput.

Cepat RE! Cepat kahwin! Saya nak tengok bini encik sama kaler dengan saya ke tak! Kakaka.. :D