The Diva of ze House

assalamualaikum~ :)

I waited three months for this cat. THREE fringgin' months. Just to get home and hug her. Not to forget, to take zillions naked pictures of hers. Kakaka.

The Diva.

But the moment I reached home, my iPad went coma.

Pasrah.

Sudahlah telefon ku ibarat telefon mama abah masa muda-muda dulu. Hanya iPad yang mampu mengubati 'keghairahan' untuk mengambil gambar bogel kucing ku ini. Muahaha!!

Now that I've got my new iPad (brand new), siapppppppppp.. Doplohpatjam haku tungguuuu ja depan muka dia dengan iPad mengalahkan paparazi William-Kate tu. Video, gambar, you name it.

;)

#clingykakak

Tuan Puteri Dimandulkan

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Yesterday, I sent our princess of the house, my cat to the vet. Untuk dikasi. And boy, it was soooooooo hard!

You see.. Dulu masa zaman sekolah, I always went like, 

"Whaaaaaaaat?? Kucing mati pun, nak menangis kat sekolah for weeks. Kucing ja pun. Heh!"

Huh. Balasan untuk orang mulut jahat ni, Tuhan bagi direct ja beb. Terussssss hambek kau sekarang siapa yang nangis?! Your cat is not even dead, dude! Brrr..

The moment I started the engine and drove away, my tears decided to run over my cheeks secara berjemaah. Had to leave her there though. Maybe dia kena puasa semalaman sebelum dibedah. It was such a heartbreaking moment masa nak masukkan dia dalam sangkar kat situ. She even refused to let go of my baju. My heart breaks~

:(

And that was the first time, I CRIED IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS. Pehh.. Drama habis kakak dia ni! Huhuhu..

Both of them just laughed at me.

"Kucing tak nangis, kakak dia yang nangis.."

Blerghh.. Lawak sangat la tu? Cats don't cry like us okay??!

Flip tables.

Hmm.. We decided to spay (proses pemandulan untuk si betina) her, sebab mama takut dia kena 'rogol' with all those kucing kampung yang jahat di keliling rumah. Lagipun, she's the princess of the house okay? Nobody touches her!

Clingy. Family. First. World. Problem.

Dari semalam sampai ke hari ni, aku asyik doakan yang she'll make it. And hopefully dia tak merajuk sebab kami tinggal dia kat sana. You see, dia kucing yang tidur di atas katil, dalam bilik yang berhawa dingin. THAT kind of princess. Walaupun dia tak manja macam Persian cat, but she has her own ways to charm us. Hihihi..

Pemandulan ni, ada baiknya. Aku bercadang untuk mandulkan dia pun, lepas aku terbaca artikel kat Klinik Haiwan Perlis hari tu. Lagipun, kami sekeluarga nak pelihara kucing, bukan nak ternak. Di sini, kami praktiskan 'quality over quantity'.

So petang ni, nak pi jemput tuan puteri balik. Aku dah siap Google, what to do before and after the operation. Kalau nak baca, boleh rujuk SINI. Such a good read. Dan kalau nak baca tentang kebaikan dan keburukan pemandulan, can read it HERE. Anyway, both keburukan and kebaikan listed there seemed good enough for me. Tak ada lah buruk mana sangat pun. Hihihi..

Akhir kata, YOU decide for your cat.

My Dad's Favorite Hairy Daughter

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Aku tak tau nak kata mana yang comel..

My dad?

Or...

My fat cat?

Lulz....

Sungguh menceriakan diri bila online, terus dapat email macam ni.. Hahaha.. Terima kasih kepada daddy yang rajin bebenoooo email gambo kucen ke teman. Deme bosan yeeeee lepas pencen?

Hahahaha!!

Missing The Latest Love of My Life

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Dear fat ass,

I miss you, you know that?

Must call my mom like thrice a week. Just to ask about her. What she ate, what she did, where she ran away to, did she cause any trouble to my mom, did she poop anywhere in the house and whatnot. Padahal dulu-dulu, seminggu sekali ja aku telefon mama. Kadang-kadang tu, dua minggu sekali. Because my mom and I, we both don't talk much on the phone. We prefer live conversation.

My sister posted a video of her on Instagram, playing.

Me no likey. :'(

Fat Ass Baby

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Is this normal?

Is my cat normal?

Or.....

She's just one gedik-typed cat?

Since she lovessssss dark places, I made her a 'house'. Hahahah!! Lasted for few minutes before she kicked one of the pillow off. Ceh. :/

No one mess with my laptop. But yeah.. She did anyway. -.-'

Even tried to steal the love of my life, my bantal busuk.

Bila nak tidur, must leset leset one this one. Manja I tell youuuu... :)

Haihhh...

MUST YOU SLEEP LIDDAT????

Arrrr... Nasib kecik. Kalau tak, mampos lu wa gomoi. Hewwwww...

Teringat masa mula-mula dia masuk rumah ni dulu. Kecik ja. Kurus. Berkurap.

But nowwwwwwwwww... Even her ass gets BIGGER. Sekali duduk, bontot melebar ke sisi. Ish ish ish. Hahahahah!!

Oh. We officially named her Tijah. Mama gave her the name. Nama manja dia, Jija. And.... She only take the 'Jahhhh' calling when my mom did. Orang lain panggil, she bo layan.


-__________-

She even have a song. Mama chose this song for her. 

Konon-konon lagu ni describe dia, si kucing jalanan yang dipungut dan dimanja-manja lah konon. Konon. Hahahaha!! My mom is one funny fella lah hoi! :D

Ahli keluarga baru

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Hai. Memperkenalkan, the latest addition to the family, *insert name here* The Cat. Well. She has been with us since couple of weeks ago, and obviously, she doesn't have a proper name YET. They have been calling her by names. You name it, Adik, Tijah, Suhaili, Selena Gomez etc. She has it all. Leulz.

Aku? Aku cuma panggil dia Adik. Most of us do. Only Mama calls her Tijah. Heee.. Rumah ni tak pernah ada kucing. We had few pets. But never had one with four legs. Or fur. Sebab abah tak nak bela. Dia ada sejarah hitam dengan kucing. Kucing kesayangan lari dari rumah, gilakan betina. Since then, he never wanted to have a cat in the house.

But one day, here comes this cat. Berkeliaran di luar rumah. Mama had my brother to send her away. After days, she'll return. So sweet lah youuuu... :')

Since adik-adik aku semua takutkan kucing, cuma aku ja yang berani nak pi main-main dengan dia, bagi dia makan, dan angkat dia bawak masuk rumah. Dan masa tu jugak aku decided to keep it. Abah bagi atau tak, we just have to keep it. Petang tu jugak kami pi beli makanan dia. Sebelum abah kata tak boleh bela. Kakaka... :P

First few days, saaaaaaangat manja. Masuk hari keempat, there she goes.... Cakor sana, cakor sini, cakor situ. Brrrr.... Lucky mama, she never bought leather sofa, or else she'll go crazy over this crazy cat. Muahahaha!! :D

Forever obsession, mengendap burung peliharaan abah dan pakcik aku sebelah rumah. Dari hari pertama, kerja dia kalau kami bukak pintu, haruslah aim burung belaan abah kat luar. Abah sangat risau that he just have to make this,

A bird from cardboards! Tied to a bamboo stick. Hahahaha!! My dad is creative liddat. Atau, maybe dia cuma nak selamatkan burung dia ja (kot?). -_________-"

Our cat appreciates it so much that it'll go crazy over this fake bird my dad made. Sikit hari lagi, boleh la train dia nak masuk sarkas. Hihi..

There were times yang aku sangka kucing aku ni ada kecelaruan identiti. Kadang-kadang tu aku rasa dia ingat dia arnab. Sebab dia suka lompat macam arnab. Kadang-kadang, dia jadi macam harimau. Especially bila dia nak hunt for her fake birdie. Duduk dalam posisi mengendap, berjalan perlahan-lahan sambil aim ke arah 'mangsa', konon tak nak bagi loceng bunyi, godek-godek bontot sikit, dan terkam! Hahahaha!!

Godek-godek bontot tu, kira macam penanda lah, sebelum dia nak mulakan attack tu. Hihihi..

Oh. Bercerita pasal cakor mencakor, hari ini dalam sejarah, dia cakor aku. TEPAT di eyebag. Almost poke my eyeball, kasi keluar dari soket mata. Brrrr... 

Kalau ikutkan marah, malam ni dia dah kena tidur atas bumbung rumah dah. Memang aku rasa nak lempor ke bumbung ja. Tapi memikirkan yang dia tak bersalah, sebab dia bukan nak cakor aku, but to jump over the table and accidentally landed on my face, with claws on, so urm........

YOU ARE FORGIVEN BABE. -,-"