Perkara yang lelaki malas nak ambik pusing, tapi penting!

assalamualaikum~ :)

Remember when I posted about our pre-graduation night last month? Oh well. Actually something came up, and I wanted to share it with you guys. Cuma... By that time, masa tak mengizinkan sangat. No. 'Kerajinan' tu tak mau menjengah, hence the story comes a month later. Hihihi.. ;)

Masa dinner malam tu, I sat next to this one guy friend of mine. Since we cannot move from our table, we had a minor chit chat session. Then aku cakap kat dia,

"Kesian X (bukan nama sebenar). Dia bengang gilaaaaa ada orang pakai baju SAMA dengan dia. Haha.. Kesian. Dok nyorok belakang pentas tu tadi."

And that guy friend of mine said,

"Apasal eh, orang perempuan risau sangat kalau ada orang pakai baju sama dengan dia?"

Dang!

That's when I paused for a few seconds.

This guy sureeeeeeee have no idea on how the girls' world work, no?

Hahahahaha!! Yang paling tak boleh blah, muka dia masa tanya tu, bukan main suci habis! As if dia memang ikhlas bertanya dan hatinya suci betul dari segala idea berkaitan soalan. Haahahahah!!

Well... I explained to him,

"Perempuan tak macam laki. Perempuan ambik masa laaaaaaaama sangat untuk decide apa yang dia nak pakai sebelum keluaq. Especially, dinner. Masa dia nak beli baju, dia kena pikiaq tudung apa, kasut apa, handbag apa, aksesori apa dia nak pakai. And cuba hang bayangkan, lepas dia spent sooooo much time on those things, tiba-tiba dia pi dinner, ada orang pakai sama dengan dia. THE EXACT SAME piece. Itu, sama ada dia rasa yang dia punya taste tu tak rare (though she took a lot of time on deciding), ataupun dia risau orang yang pakai sama dengan dia tu, akan berjaya gayakan baju tu lebih baik dari dia."

Geddit???

Then he said again,

"Orang perempuan senang je pun nak pakai apa-apa gi dinner. Orang laki lagi susah. Tak tau nak pakai apa."

And I was like, whaaaaaaaaaaat the heck? Dangsyin michyeoss-eo?

Haaaa.. Kan aku dah tak semena mena pi translate 'are you crazy' ke Korean tu... Sheeeeshhh...

Took a verrrrry deep breath before telling him this,

"Apa yang susah? Orang laki la yang paaaaaaaaaling senang nak pi dinner. Put on your white kemeja dengan black pants. Tuck the shirt in, get your hair a very clean cut, and thereeeeeee you go. Dah handsome. Kalau nak extra handsome, fix some tie/bow/blazer/jacket/suspender on. Fuh. Terussssss handsome."

Like this. Contoh yang kawan-kawan aku pakai ni. 

  Dia diam. Dan cakap,   "Yeke?"   Blerghhhhhhhh...   -_____-"   Trust me. Lelaki ni senang ja kerja dia. Get your hair done properly. Aset utama lelaki, bagi aku, adalah rambut dia. Kekemasan rambut lelaki, melambangkan kekemasan diri dia. Jambang/janggut/misai tu, bagi aku, tak akan mencacatkan kekemasan sang lelaki. Sebab itu added value depa. Lagipun, bukan semua orang tak handsome bila bermisai. Bukan semua orang nampak smart bila berjanggut. It depends.   And guys, your only accessory is, your watch. Well, I like guys with big watches. Sebab, to put on a big watch, you must have big arms. Me loikeeeee... Fuh. *imagination runs wild* Hahahahah!!