Hari-Hari Terakhir

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You see.. Aku dengan Raza dan Huda dah jadi regular kat Denai Larian Pengkalan Asam tu after raya. We rarely missed any day, except for Sunday, because Sunday is our lazy day. Hihihi.. But since I have no transport (because Athirah always drop me there after work and now she's in UniMAP furthering her degree), we have stopped our session this week.

And our RE was like,

"Kenapa? Dah putus asa? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! *gelak jahat*"

Heh.

And, he bragged about going to gym after this and all. And we were like,

"Baik pi jogging ka... FREE. Baik pi panjat bukit ka, FREE."

Then, dia ajak kami naik bukit. Okay fine. No big deal. We've suffered before. Hahahah!! JOM.

So today, off we went there. Nasib lah si Zam ada. Pinjam motor dia sekerat jalan. Kalau tak, memang lah aku kena membonceng dengan si RE tu. Hewwwwww.. Tak mau aih. Malu. Kihkihkih.. :P

And..... Lepas warmed up, off we hiked.

I swear this was ZE BEST memory evahhhhhhhh!!! 

Kalau lah boleh tengok cemana muka si RE tu masa 15 minit pertama pendakian! Pucat siak!! Hhaahhahaha!! We can't stop laughing. Tunggu dia ambik nyawa, puuuuuuunyalah lama! Hahahahaha!! Our first hike dulu took us for about 40 minutes (mengah + camwhore gegedik). Tapi tadi..... 1 jam 10 minit. Zzzzzzz....

Memang kami kucai dia bagai nak rak la hoi! Itu laaaa... Memandang rendah sangat kat bukit tu. Hahahaha.. Bukit tu tak tinggi pun, Yang buat penat tu, sebab tangga dia bapak curam nak mam! :/

But yeah, we survived. :D

Malamnya, orang nak keluar makan, girls' night out, dia pun seeeeeeeebok nak ikut! Tu lah. Forever alone. And we allowed him to. Kali ni, ajak Zam join. So, tak dak lah nampak macam RE tu jejaka hangat dikelilingi 3 gadis setiap masa. Ceit.

Ye, dia belanja kami makan kat Kuala Perlis. Siakap tiga rasa, sotong goreng tepung, tomyam campur, kailan ikan masin. Wiwiwiwiwi.... Hari-hari terkahir kononnya. Kemain sweet pulak RE kami tu. Selalunya mulut kemain jahat lagi. Hahahaha!!

Dan....

Memandangkan aku tak berkenderaan, makanya....

Perginya, dijemput RE naik Saga putih.

Pulangnya, dihantar Zam naik Waja silver.

Harap-harap orang kampung tak nampak. Anak Sarjan Kaman bukan playgirl tukar-tukar boyfriend dalam satu malam. Sekian.

-__________-"

Developing Social Skills

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So, this is my last week in Felhatan Trading Sdn Bhd. Meeting yang dinanti-nanti (sebab boleh makan free), akhirnya tiba jua. Alhamdulillah, syukur pada-Mu. Weeeeeee...

Dilayan bagai di hotel. Belakang tu, meja orang tua. Orang muda, meja depan. Kikiki..

Since our boss owns this kedai makan, hence..... It was eat-laikabos-time! Nasi putih, tomyam putih (seafood), sayur campur, siakap goreng disirami cabai, air asam, telur dadar, ayam+cendawan masak menda tah, dengan jus buah (oren). Brrrr... :D

Merah ang kemain meja. Setting meja dah rupa hotel. :)

Kak Ina, gadis tomyam. Hahahaha!!

Lauk banyak. Sampai kena ratah-ratah. Apa ada hal? Makan free maaaaa.. Makan sampai licin saja. Though I've just had my nasi lemak at 10, and this was lunch-time. -,-

Sambil makan, dihiburkan dengan lagu-lagu pop Cina. Depa kata, kalau malas nak pi tukar lagu kat depan, ampa dengarlah lagu Cina sepanjang masa. Heh. Makanya, elok ja habis makan, terus aku shoot pi depan, tukar-tukar lagu. Pergh. Macam kat karaoke baq hang, set dia. Speaker dia syiokkkkkk!

Incapable DJ. Know how to sing to many songs, but know no title. -___-"

RE kept calling me DJ, requesting songs and all. Padahal aku kat depan tu, blur. Lagu banyak gila! And I don't memorize titles. I just sing. They wanted us to sing. Aku malu, sebab bos banyak. But then, maybe RE tak tahan tengok mike, he stood up, took the mike and sang. Hahahaha!! Elok nyanyi satu lagu, kena panggil buat short meeting kat belakang. Lulz.

Makanya......

Adilakaman with no shame, sang.

After a while, RE came and joined the scene. Since he always choose the song that only he and I know, I just had to sing along. And most of the time, he left me to sing alone. Dia seronok pilih lagu, and pass kat aku bila nak nyanyi. Ceit.

Back to the office, COW kata,

"Saya dengaq ampa nyanyi, sedap aaaa.. Tapi saya nampak hang sorang ja duk nyanyi..(?)"

I guess, I do have no shame.

-________________________-

But it's okay, since mama said, bila kerja nanti, you gotta have THAT skills. Skills which require no shame. Karaoke tu dah jatuh hukum harus. Lulz.

Susu Ibu

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This week, we had additional member in our office. YES. We finally have one ADULT women in the office. Since Huda and Raza are not in their maturity mode just yet, though they are already in their middle 20's, I just have to be verrrrrry happy to have a 'real sister' in the office. Hihihi..

Our first conversation, went a bit awkward. Maybe it was because of me. Tau tau ja, aku pi tegur dia macam ni,

"Ermm.. Nama apa?"

"Ina."

"Ohh.. Nak kena panggil 'kak' ka, macam mana?"

Dangggg!! That's when she went,

"Awat, umoq berapa?"

A.W.K.W.A.R.D.

Hahahahaha!! Orang perempuan, ada yang sangat sensitif okayyy when it comes to pangkat kakak ni. Well.. Bagi aku, once you are working, you ARE older than me. Kihkihkih.. But she is older than me pun anyway. Two years older. Hewww... Nasiblah lepas 'tragedi' tu, dah okay. Ramah. :)

Yang best nya......

Hari ni, sepetang, aku boleh usya orang memerah susu, and managed to gain some knowledge on pregnancy, milk storing and all. Kahkahkah!!

She's a young mother. A 25 years old lady with two baby girls. TWO. Dia kata, dia dah 6 tahun kahwin, which means, she got married when she was 19!

Fuh. 19. She has two baby girls since then. Me? Well.. I've collected two ex-boyfriends since then.


What. A. Collection.

-____________-"

Engineers Go Wild

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Hihihi.. Sekarang dah jam 1 lebih. Pagi. Just arrived. Baru pulang dari ber-huha-huha bersama teman-teman seperjuangan. Karaoke baq hang. Abam engineer belanja iolls. Wiwiwiwi.. :D

Rancangannya, kami berempat yang engineer belum siap, nak pi huha huha dengan Resident Engineer (RE) dan Clerk of Work (COW). Tapi last minute, COW ada kerja, hence, untunglaaaaaaa abam RE ditemani empat awek. LOL!

Perginya, dijemput. Pulangnya juga, dihantar. Terima kasih abam RE, tolong jemput, tolong hantar, tolong bayarkan sesi karaoke tiga jam kita. :D

Boleh tahan stressss jugak karok dengan bebudak ni. Seeeeeeeeemua nak opt lagu high pitch ja. Ziana Zain lah, Amy Search lah, Awie lah, Terrarossa lah, apa lah. Hewww.. Maunya tercabut anak tekak masing-masing esok. Hihihi.. Nasib lah esok aku kena mai. Kalau tak, maunya tekak ambik MC. Kihkihkih..

Actually, the four of us don't really like our RE. But then, since lunch tengah hari tadi, guess we had some chemistry. Sebab tu, lajak sampai kerja karok malam-malam ni. 

And... Surprisingly, he opted my favorite songs the most! Lagu yang aku dengan dia ja yang tau. Membuatkan aku yang kena melayan dia nyanyi lagu-lagi jiwang Secondhand Serenade pejadah tu.

And...... He actually made me sing THIS. *die*

Hell. Lagu paling aku menyampah. Tapi memandangkan aku sorang ja yang tau lagu ni, yes, I sang along. Zzzzzzz... -_______-"

The session was funnnnnnn.... We sang, we screamed, we danced and all. Dasar muka tak malu ja memasing. Nasiblah COW tak join. Sebab range umur kami tadi, 22 sampai 26 tahun ja. Sebaya. Senang la. Tak payah cover. Semua muka tak malu. Kihkihkih..

One of our final song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Don't worry. We included the choreography too! :D

Bertatih Menuju Kematangan

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Yesterday at the office, after we had our fattening breakfast, I went to my officemates and said,

"Weyy.. Aku nak cakap sesuatu ni. Tapi ampa dua jangan terasa pulak tau? Tau? Aku nak cakap ja.."

And they both (Raza and Huda) went all serious and nervous. I smiled, and said,

"Sebenarnya kan.. Aku selalu duk terbayangkan diri aku ni, dah pandai pakai mekap, bawak handbag dan pakai kasut tinggi masa umur aku dalam 25 atau 26 camtu. Tapi bila aku tengok ampa dua kan, aku rasa macam angan-angan aku tu, mustahil lah. Rasa macam aku akan kekal pakai macam ni (jeans, shirts and slipper/sneakers) sampai 26 pun."

And we all laughed. Like, LAUGH laugh. Hahahahahah!!

You see.. I am the type of girl who wears sneakers with skinny jeans. Kau bagi aku blouse gegirl macam mana sekalipun, when I don it with my skinny, my sneakers will always come along. Padahal, boleh ja kalau aku nak pakai wedges or something with heels. Tapi.... Hmm. Guess, I need more practice. 

Target 26 tahun dah nampak matang dan gegirl tu, sebab waktu tu, MUNGKIN, aku dah habis belajar. Mungkin jugak masa tu, aku dah bekerja. So yeah, mungkin aku boleh jumpa lebih ramai kawan-kawan yang bergaya ala-ala perempuan matang late 20's. Ala-ala bakal mertua tengok pun, rasa lega sebab bakal menantu dia tak nampak brutal sangat tu. Haa.. MAYBE.

Lepas tu, bila dah praktikal ni, I met with Raza and Huda. Both are 26 and 25. And...

They. Both. Dressed. Like. Me.

Minus the skinny and sneakers lah tapi. Aku brutal teruk lagi. Depa dua masih ada gegirl nya. Sikit. Heh. But still, they are 25/26, and wear nowhere near 'ladies'. Hmm.. I guess, engineers are like that, no? Sudahlah hitam, berpakaian pula seperti lelaki. Hihihi..

Mungkin, pi kerja pakai macam tu, kat luar pakai cecomel. Tapi, dah kalau kerja 8.30 pagi ke 5.30 petang, enam hari seminggu, pakai macam gituuuuuu ja, masa bilanya aku nak pakai cecomel? Malam? Ahad? Blerghh.. Dua masa tu, masa untuk aku berehat dan tidur saja okay! :/

Lepas habis belajar, kena pi kelas grooming ni! Hahahahaha!!

Muka pi kenduri ni, kena kasi mekap sikit. Eyeliner ka, blusher ka sikit. Lipstik, errr.. Tak payah la. Seksi sangat nanti. Hihihi.. Kasut tu, adehh.. Apeke pakai kasut ghope itu? Handbag. Yes, handbag. Perempuan matang, kena bawak handbag. Mana ada orang pegang iPad bertindih dengan purse lagi dah. Haihh.. Yang lain semua, omey omey dah.. Kakakaka.. :P

Tapi okay jugak maaaa... Nampak macam baru habis sekolah. Muka suci, tak pandai mekap sebab belum jumpa dunia luar. Muka kampung ja lagi. Kalau ikut novel, jenis ni yang nak dapat kahwin dengan lelaki bandar anak orang kaya yang loser ni. Kakaka.. :P

Nak pakai macam perempuan matang (dibaca: over), bagi ada duit sendiri dulu beb. Beli barang mekap/handbag/kasut tinggi pakai duit PTPTN atau PAMA, bukan style cheq. Maintenance tinggi baq hang. Lelaki tak normal, depa rasa suka tengok awek high maintenance. Jaga gaya. Konon. Unless depa kaya duit berkepuk. Lelaki normal, depa lari tengok awek high maintenance. Bocoq poket. :D

When Your Boss is Nowhere to be Seen

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You see.. When your boss nor other workers are not around, it is a MUST for you to... 

PARTAYYYYY!!

Muehehehe.. Bersenang-lenang di tapak pembinaan. Berkeliaran macam majikan (like a boss). And should start making use of your friends around. To the max! (^,^)v

Terasa diri ini bagaikan Victoria Beckham. Wiwiwi.. Didn't ask for this, btw. My friend, she made a good camerawoman, no? She knows her shots well. Geeee.. :)

Di tapak, tak ada orang, adalah perkara yang paling best! Bukannya apa.. Di tapak tu, cuma kami berempat (Athirah, Raza, Huda and me) ja perempuan. Yang lain semua, haruslah lelaki. So... Untuk bermain-main di sana, agak tidak praktikal. 

Unless... Macam hari ni. We got the empty site all to ourselves. With machinery along. I guess you must know, what girls do best there! :D

On the tractor. 'Dead' tractor. But the key is there. Tinggal nak pusing, dan start enjin ja. But I wouldn't dare. Kau gila? Brrr...

I got pretty nervous up there! Just in case, it moves! :/

Tried the excavator too! (>,<)

Boleh tahan panas jugak dalam kabin tu. Hewwww... Sekarang aku dah paham perasaan abang dalam mesin tu. Heww..

Also found this bigggg hammer! Sumpah berat hoi! Angkat benda alah ni pun, just for couple of seconds. Ugh.. Need workout.

Main di site, memang seronok. Kalau tak panas. KALAU. Masalahnya, di site, panas itu adalah setiap masa. I couldn't afford to bring along an umbrella to the site all the time. In fact, never brought one. 

Let's just hope this burned skin pays off.

Kurus Kering

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 Si Kurus? Kurus kering? Keding? You name it. I've had them all..

Aku datang dari keluarga beraneka saiz. Sudahlah muka tidak serupa, saiz juga begitu. Whenever somebody came to our house, my dad has to tell them this,

"Tu anak kami yang paling besar (tua), tapi dia yang paling kecik (saiz mini)."

Hahaha!! What to not like bout that though? I'll be forever young!! And my younger sisters will always be my 'kakak'. I'm blessed, no? Hihihi.. :)

Berat aku, tak pernah exceed 41 kg since I was 17.

Never. Ever.

Ughh.. But then secara ajaibnya, I managed to gain some kilos this year! Which is great... Kau ingat senang? Dah berapa tahun aku bawak badan 41 kg, tiba-tiba jadi 45, 46? Fuh. First benda yang masuk dalam kepala aku bila tengok angka penimbang berubah jadi 45 kg, DERMA DARAH!

You have nooooo idea... How excited I was! Aku teringin gila nak derma darah! Like, teringin gila-gila-gila-gila.. Walaupun seriau. Takut sikit. But still, teringin... Heee.. Tapi tu la.. Sudahlah dulu tak boleh menderma kerana terlalu ringan, bila dah berat sikit, asal ada orang buat event menderma, MESTI aku tengah 'menderma' darah on monthly basis. *sigh*

Masa fasa berat tengah naik, I almost developed my second chin. Heh. Masa tu eksaited dia, kemain.... Setiap kali nak ambik gambar, must do like this. Alang-alang ada sikit, kasi dia keluar terus! Kakakaka.. Muka Adila Kaman masa mengandung 8 bulan nanti. :P

Tapi sayang....

Praktikal memusnahkan segalanya. Have been working mace gilo. Lost appetite. Puasa lagi. Setiap hari, makan nasi masa berbuka saja. No side dishes. No kebab. No murtabak. No kuih. No cucur cempedak, though my dad made it everyday, though it smells soooooo good. 

I. Didn't. Have. Any.

*sigh*

Skinny ni, sepatutnya dah tak muat. Terasa macam half naked bila pakai nude skinny. But now.. Bukan setakat muat, tapi siap loose lagi. Haih. Aku syak, aku dah hilang beberapa kilo dan sudah kembali ke berat asal, 41 kg. Zzzzzz...

Makanya.... Sekarang, masa untuk naikkan apa yang patut! Bermula hari ini, di tempat kerja. Hihihi.. So hari ni, aku dah mula makan dua bungkus nasi lemak RM1 untuk sarapan. Sarapan berjemaah dengan office mates.

One friend brought a cold soya bean. Home-made. Pergh.. Refreshing.. I brought along some cookies too! And we had our mini jamuan raya. Lagipun, minggu ni, minggu terakhir Wu dengan kami berempat. So.... We eat eat eat and watch Running Man, macam biasa. Hihihi...

Misi mencari 'berat badan'!

Hari Melenggang

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Yesterday was a lenggang day. Our sub-contractor took a two days leave, hence we are left with zero work to do. Tapi memandangkan Sabtu is a working day, hence, here we are. -_____-"

Lepas tolong kira form tiles, which only took us half an hour, semua stuck. Sebab bosan like hell. Then, I took few papers, a scissor and went to Wu. 

"Wu, jom? Ajar saya buat burung. Kita duk sini ah, sana sejuk.. *tunjuk lantai*"

"Okay. Memang sejuk pun sana."

"Huda, jom! Kita buat burung!"

Then the three of us, sat down and played! Hahahaha!! Bos lalu, usyaaaa sikit, then asked,

"Ampa buat apa ni?"

"Buat burung."

"Origami?"

"Yeap!"

He laughed. LOL. Buat burung is damn hard maynnnnnnnnnn... Siot. Bapak banyak gila nak kena lipat!! Kalau bucu tak bertemu bucu dengan baik, burung kau sure buruk one! Grrrrr...

 

Hai. This is my bird. My bird's head somehow went senget due to lack of skills. Dah serupa budak lima tahun yang sedang meminta tunjuk ajar dari abang. Huda pun sama. But well, hers is wayyyyy better than mine. Kakaka.. 

Done with morning session. Selepas lunch, bos tak ada. Bos balik awal. Penyelia tapak ambik setengah hari. Apa lagi? Kami sambung lah sesi origami di meja pulak. But this time, cuma aku dengan Wu ngan sambung ber-origami. Sebab budak dua orang lagi tu, dah tenggelam dengan novel. Wu went "Emotional lah buku ni.." and Raza touching sebab Wu kata macam tu. Hahahahaha!!

Aku bukak Youtube video, suruh Wu study how to make a ttakji while I continue with my bird. Pengaruh Running Man lah ni. Well. He made me two ttakji. Two SMALL ttakji. Tak boleh nak main pun. Sebab kecik sangat. Then, dia buat yang laaaaaaaaaaaagi kecik. Tu, tengok!

-__________________________-"

Hmphh.. But well, he already has the skill. Later boleh lah paksa dia buat yang besar pula. Lepas tu, battle! Kakaka..

Inilah hasilnya! Ada burung. Yang bewarna tu, the first bird Wu made me. I coloured it. The small bird, because I want my bird to have a baby bird. So yes, he made one. Siapa yang adik kat sini hoi?! Hahahaha!! Bunga tu, Wu buat. Omeyyyyyyyyy.... Next week, harus belajar buat! Brrrr...

Oh. We spent our time watching Running Man together yesterday. Laugh. Laugh. Laugh. Hmmm.... How I'd miss them all lepas praktikal nanti. :')

Demi menyelamatkan dokumen penting

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Dear papers, I'd give you my back when you needed it the most. Contohnya, jikalau kau perlukannya untuk berlindung dari hujan ribut dan taufan keeee... Angin kuat keeeee... I won't let you get dirty or wet or torn or turn yellow or whatever whatever laa...

Eh? I just did?! 

You really take my words seriously, no? :/

I'm all wet you know? My socks and my shoes are all soaked in water you know? And I friggingly wear nice jeans and shirt today you know???

"Haaaaa... Kasut ngan stokin dah basah! Tak boleh masuk site lah petang ni. Kasut basah. Kbai."

Alasan, checked!

First payment!

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Hari ini aku dapat first payment aku hoi! First payment, okay. FIRST PAYMENT. Though it wasn't really a 'payment' but an allowance, but you know, emmm.. More likely macam 'payment' lah as I've been paid for something I did kan? Hihihi..

Masya'ALLAH, excited tak hengat kau! Setelah lebih 23 tahun bernafas di muka bumi ini, baru nak dapat first payment. Tsk. Must remember lah this date. :')

The allowance given wasn't much. But it is okay. I haven't been expecting any pun actually. Asalkan ada tempat untuk belajar, dan yang paling penting DEKAT DENGAN RUMAH. Hahaha!! Fuh. Sudah lah ilmu dapat kukutip, siap dibayar lagi. Couldn't ask for more. Seriously. :)

Oh. Dah dekat tiga minggu bekerja, lupa nak kenalkan kawan-kawan. Dekat tempat aku, syarikat tu ambik lima orang budak untuk praktikal. IKBN (1), UTHM (3) dan UiTM (1). 

These are my partners in crimes. Top left, Cik Athirah. She's younger than me. 22 years old. Our site supervisor. Hahahaha!! Kiranya, macam second boss lah kalau kat site tu. She's been teaching us technical stuffs. But, could never beat me in calculations. I'm her boss when it comes to calculation for construction materials. I'm a math freak liddat. Muahahaha!! :P

Top right, Raza. Bottom right, Huda. Both are UTHM mali. Older than me (motif bagitau?). LOL. And the last one, on bottom right is Wu. Dia bukan budak praktikal. Dia hanyalah seorang budak berumur 20 tahun yang rajin gila cuti sem sebulan pun nak mai praktikal and ended up getting sunburned sampai kulit mengelupas di seluruh tangan for no reason. Ugh. Kalau aku, cuti baik tidoq hoi! Hahaha!!

Minus Zam lah. Gambar dia tak ada sini. Dia tu partner in crime on the first week ja. Lepas tu dah berpisah, I come to this KPJ Perlis punya site, he goes to the other site.

Kerja kat sini sangat seronok. Boleh gosip kalau tak ada kerja. Kawan semua mulut bising. Tidur sama-sama dalam surau. And I can even ask Wu to make me burung origami bermacam saiz lagi, kalau tak ada kerja. Hahahaha!!

Well... Everything was sooooooooo good here! Minus the part where I fully transform into a Meenachi lah of course. Hewwwww...

Yay! Berjaya pujuk abang mesin piling, mintak izin nak jejak sini. Seram dohhhh.. :D

The Perks of Being a Paparazzi

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You can see how passionate these 'reporters' are to their being-kepo-jot-everything-down job. Pasang telinga yang separa pekak (akibat hentaman cerucuk). More to curi dengar lah sebenarnya. Very the 'bagai melukut di tepi gantang' like. 

Teruja tengok orang meeting. Engineers, contractors, client, quantity surveyor, architect and all. Ahhh... Sempat aje berangan seminit, aku yang duduk kat kerusi empuk boleh pusing-pusing biru tu. Ahhhh..... 

Bila tak ada kerja di tempat kerja

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Memandangkan site tutup selama dua hari (Sabtu dan Isnin) kerana syarikat sub-contractor untuk kerja-kerja piling ada kerja yang lebih urgent, makanya sesi memulihkan kulit telah tiba!!!! *jejoget*

So today, we basically duduk dalam site office dan bersenang lenang. Hari ni, Raza dan Huda ambil cuti, buat kuih raya (motip?), makanya cuma tinggal Athirah, Wu dan aku ja dalam site office. Lucky us, Zam menyinggah demi memeriahkan suasana. Hewwwww...

For the first couple of hours, Wu and I decided to kill some time by watching the latest episode of Running Man (Destiny's Pairs) together. Hahaha.. Laughing session together. Gelakkan Kwang Soo is sooooo much fun you knowwwwww... Heeeeee... ;)

Done with movie session, kami join Zam dan Athirah untuk sambung dengan sesi bersembang pasal gajet. Handphones, laptops, jailbreak and stuffs. Aku dengan Athirah dengarkan saja. Because boys are just being boys. Bila cerita pasal gajet, kau diam, biar mereka cerita. Okay. -___-"

Lepas lunch hour, kami berempat sambung gosip artis. Hahaha.. Pity Wu, terpaksa melayan these Malay people gossiping and all. 

"Wu, awak kenai siapa artis Malaysia?"

"Saya kenai muka ja, saya tak kenai nama punya. Tapi saya kenai artis Indonesia. Saya kenai Rossa."

"Wu, awak kenai Neelofa tak? Seksi woooooo.. Dia punya body kan, *insert numbers that boys will drool upon hearing*"

"Saya tak kenai. Kalau tengok muka, kenai kot."

*tunjuk gambar seksi Neelofa*

"Fuhhhh... Cantik. Cantik.."

*tunjuk gambar Tasha Shilla*

"Cantik. Cantik. Tapi yang Neelofa tadi lagi cantik.. *laugh*"

-__________________- 

Boyssssssss... It's okay, Wu. Itu maknanya kau normal. Zam sengih-sengih ja. Then he ended up showing Wu, Heliza Helmi's pictures. Zam's forever favorite. -.-"

"Ni cantik tak Wu?"

"Cantik. Cantik."

"Mana cantik dengan Neelofa?"

"Tak sama punya... Ini cantik kategori lain woooo..."

"Tadi tu kategori fuhh kan, Wu kan?"

Kahkahkahh!! You've got taste maynnnnnn.... ;)

Hak dan Kesamarataan

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Bercakap pasal hak, selalu teringat yang orang kita, especially women, suuuuuka sangat nak menuntut hak sama rata. Konon nak dapat sama macam apa yang orang lelaki dapat lah kan? Serius? Dah habis fikir? Hmm...

Lepas masuk site selama EMPAT hari, aku rasa aku TAK HINGIN pun nak tuntut hak sama rata antara lelaki dan perempuan tu. Sumpah tak mau

TOLONGLAH BERIKAN BETA KEMBALI PRIVILEGES SEBAGAI SEORANG MAKHLUK ALLAH YANG LEMAH ITU SEMUAAAAAAAA!!!

Tsk.

Sepanjang masuk site, nobody will even care to ask whether you are tired for standing under the sun for hours without an umbrella or not. Lebih teruk, kau boleh jumpa a grown up man with an umbrella, just looking at you, as if you were made by fire, hence, sun what? No problem bro. I can stand the heat man. *sigh*

Jangankan nak korbankan payung untuk kau, bayang-bayang depa pun, depa tak akan korbankan untuk kau berteduh. Blergh. Mean.T________T

Paling bertuah, bila petang, kau ada peluang untuk berteduh di sebalik batang pile macam kat bawah ni. Kalau tengah hari, memang tak dapat lah kak. Matahari terpacak atas pile. Nasib lah badan kecik molek. Memang muat lah kalau setakat nak berteduh di sebalik batang pile ni. Wiwiwii...

For the first 2 days, we (four girls) were at the site unprotected and a consultant representative (a guy) with a payung. Masuk hari ketiga, semua dah tak tahan. Dua kawan aku bawak payung, yang seorang lagi tu siap bawak safety helmet (motip?). Hahaha!!

In site, umbrellas and safety helmet are your hero. Mine, was Wu's. Tsk. Wu is the only guy yang punya hati perut. He will lend me his umbrella, and will sacrifice his fair skin for us, girls. Siapa Wu? Alaaaaa... That Chinese boy I told you about in my previous post tuuuu... He is such a gentleman. Hahahaha.. Selalu pegangkan pintu setiap kali kami nak keluar pejabat. Bagus lagi budak 20 tahun tu dari experienced engineers and workers tu semua. Heh.

Kesamarataan kami, sang wanita, bukan setakat pada terik mentari ja. Hari tu abang bawak mesin pile tu, siap offer kami, siapa nak tolong panjat sampai ke hujung mesin yang berketinggian lebih kurang 60 kaki dari tanah tu. Agaknya kalau ada antara kami sang wanita ni yang sanggup, memang dah sampai dah ke hujung puncak tu. Zzzzzz....

Nahhh... Cheq kasi zoom in sikit. Sanggup?

No? Fikirlah dalam-dalam sebelum nak mintak jadi engineer tu. Belajar susah, kerja laaaaaaagi lah susah. Kbai.

Pemburuhan Fasa Dua

assalamualaikum~ :)

*WARNING entri berilmiah*

Wahahaha.. Pemburuhan. Yes. Selagi aku tak grad, aku tak boleh jadi engineer. Which means, by now, I'm working as a labour. A cheap labour. Okay lettew.. Dari FREE labour. Hiks.

So today, cheap labour me has entered the site. Which is, quite bosan. Sebab company tempat aku buat praktikal ni, cuma handle earthwork dan piling work sahaja. Makanya, what I'll be dealing with throughout this industrial training, hanyalah kerja-kerja berkaitan piling. -__-"

Okay kawan-kawan. Yang kat atas tu, SPUN PILES namanya. Benda alah ni, dalam Bahasa Malaysia dia, CERUCUK. Panjangnya, 40 kaki, ataupun 12 meter dalam metrik. The piles are precast pile. Buat di kilang. Kegunaan? Untuk kuatkan tanah sebelum kita bina apa-apa di atasnya. Haaaa.. Gittewww.. Spun piles ni, depa ada hollow section. Unlike others, yang basically adalah solid. This type of pile is stronger and preferable, sebab dia lebih kuat. Adik tu lah ceghite. Teman tak tau mende. First time nengok ni haa.. Kakaka!! :P

Kat atas ni, kira macam nama untuk batang pile ni lah. Nombor siri dia.

Yang kat atas ni pulak, PILE SHOE namanya. Kiranya, batang pile ni akan dipakaikan kasut lah sebelum membenam dia ke dalam tanah, untuk protect hujung pile tu. Sebab pile ni akan dibenam sampai ke hard layer dalam tanah (selalunya rock layer). So, kalau tak protect, kemungkinan pile boleh retak atau rosak bila dah sampai hard layer.

Ni pulak, pile machine. Dia guna hammer. 7 tan, berat hammer tu. Keletung keletang dia kasi hantam sama itu batang pile. Bergegar tanah, bergegar jugak lah otak aku sepanjang hari menapak di site tu. Brrrr... Sebelum pile tu dikasi hantam, pekerja tu akan buatkan senggat pada batang pile, dalam ukuran kaki. So, tugas kami, adalah untuk kira berapa banyak blow (hentaman) yang diperlukan untuk batang pile tu dibenam satu kaki. Kira, kira, kira, kira, kira, sampailah batang pile tu dah tak boleh nak benam dah. Penat hoi. Roughly, masa yang diambil oleh satu pile untuk dibenam, 40 minit. Zzzzzzz.....

This is the erection of pile. Memang sempoi ah tengok benda ni. Abang jaga machine tu, macam main game ja. Hahahaha!!

Memandangkan seminggu dua ni, aku pergi kerja berhantar berambil, tadi masa nak pi site, terrrrrpaksalah menumpang. Malu hoi. SIAPA TAK MALU KALAU KAU KENA TUMPANG KERETA LELAKI AJNABI (cewah) BARU KENAL TAK SAMPAI SATU JAM NAIK BERDUA PERGI SITE??! Tell me! Brrrr.. Kahkahkah!! Well, basically he is a Chinese guy. 20 tahun. Makanya stok adik-adik cheq ja. Tapi! Malu jugak! Kenapa? Sebab dia fasih cakiappp Melaiyuuuuuuuu ai is maluwwww... Wiwiwiwi... Tiga kali tumpang, rasa macam nak masuk nyorok dalam batang pile ja. Hahahahaha!! :P

So basically, kerja minggu ini adalah bosan. Lepak site, kiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaaa ja berapa hentaman. Aku harap malam ni, aku tak mimpi bunyi-bunyi hentaman tu. Ngeri okay. Seharian dengar. Dan, aku harap aku tak akan pekak kerananya. -,-"

Buruh Adila

assalamualaikum~

Hai. Baru ingat nak rajin upload sentiasa. Tapi apakan daya, selepas final kemalasan melanda. Dan sekarang, sibuk dengan latihan industri. Yay! I am finally working!! Seksaited baq hang. My first job. :)

So basically, I'll be working six days a week, nine hours a day (0830 - 1730), minus Saturday. Because I'll be working half day on Saturday (0830 - 1330). Penat tak penat, janganlah tanya. Kau fikirrrrrr lah sendiri! Hewww...

First week, aku request kerja di HQ. Buat office work, like a cheapskate contarctor would do, kira bajet dan kos bahan binaan. Muahahaha!! Sebab hujan. Pejadah lah aku nak lepak tapak binaan kan? That would be a stupid decision. Request duk site, tapi whole time lepak dalam kabin sebab hujan. No no no. Not a good choice though. Hihihi..

Dua hari bekerja, dua hari jugak lah aku balik membongkang selepas habis kerja. Padahal sesi kerja, hanya santai. Duduk di kaunter, lepak-lepak dengan akak kerani dan seorang lagi budak intern, Zam namanya, lepastu encik supervisor berdiri di kaunter dan tanya kami macam-macam soalan basic. Yang kami tak belajar kat kelas, tapi kena tahu bila dah terlibat dalam industri. 

"Berapa tebal bata?"

"Berapa panjang maksimum treler? Yang boleh angkat besi paling panjang tu?"

And Zam and I will go.......  

*krik krik krik* 

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Hahahah!! And that happens all ze timeeeeee... Kadang-kadang we both think like we've learned nothing for the past 4 to 5 years. Nothing. Bila engineer tanya soalan basic, we both go blur. Blank. Sengih kerang. Hewwww...

But for the sake of learning, kami dua buat muka tak malu, taaaaaaaaaaaanya ja macam-macam, sampai paham. Hahahaha!! 

Tak macam housemate, aku pakai ja apa yang aku nak. No formalities. Jeans ngan selipaer pun okay. Unless nak turun site, which is next week, shoes adalah wajibulghunnah. 

K. For the next seven week kena lepak site. K. Berjemur panas. K. Hitam. Raya ni hitam. K. :/